T-Shirt — “I’m stepping down from my ADULT position” Funny Retirement/Anti-Adulting Tee

Soft, lived-in comfort with a dry, wry sense of humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels broken-in from the first wear and carries a simple, understated design that reads: "I’m stepping down from my ADULT position. I did not like it, one little bit." It sits relaxed across the shoulders and hangs like an easy Sunday—blanket-soft cotton, slightly faded color, and durable double-needle seams that take whatever your days throw at you. Wear it when you want to shrink the day down to a smile: during slow mornings, casual meetups, low-key parties, or when you need a lighthearted way to say “not today” to life’s responsibilities.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a cozy, broken-in look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL and in 62 colors; sewn-in label for clean neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean