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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this crewneck carries a clear message with effortless comfort. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend feels cozy against the skin and the tubular knit keeps lines clean and simple. A minimalist black design on a light sweatshirt reads: “First of All… NO \/ Second of All… STILL NO,” giving off dry humor and a deadpan vibe without trying too hard. Wear it on slow mornings, during long study sessions, or when you want your energy to be honest and low-key. The ribbed collar and double-needle stitching mean this sweatshirt holds its shape and keeps looking lived-in without sagging. Embroidery options add subtle texture at the chest or wrists for a custom touch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe — reach for it on coffee runs, relaxed meetups, travel days, or when you need a cozy layer that states the mood before you do. It’s made with responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, so the soft, muted palette pairs naturally with denim, leggings, or layered outerwear. Practical, comfortable, and with a dry-smile attitude, this crewneck becomes an easy favorite for anyone who prefers honest, understated expression.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Mid-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery available at left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48762878591230,"sku":"18772075246497256419","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":48762878623998,"sku":"72025108914173151255","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":48762878656766,"sku":"31494196104874572094","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48762878689534,"sku":"34513973489896161311","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48762878722302,"sku":"32688337909405177727","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":48762878755070,"sku":"75314862557379553961","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48762878787838,"sku":"25807431483721843443","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48762878820606,"sku":"14753691912573623373","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48762878853374,"sku":"41752627194342351178","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":48762878886142,"sku":"47315801719022058147","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48762878918910,"sku":"12511063451591227036","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48762878951678,"sku":"25815799804849002348","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":48762878984446,"sku":"27513107056612830640","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48762879017214,"sku":"47319303332612410375","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48762879049982,"sku":"33390968907189687413","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48762879082750,"sku":"29348712749453296028","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":48762879115518,"sku":"22293854583191330828","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48762879148286,"sku":"26444238762144162347","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48762879181054,"sku":"55657039841496394591","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48762879213822,"sku":"25662058825083053515","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48762879246590,"sku":"31918385344651766884","price":36.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":48762879279358,"sku":"99132503405058361990","price":36.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/8684\/6974\/files\/16202639411192390770_2048.jpg?v=1787454079","url":"https:\/\/wearwhattoday.com\/products\/crewneck-sweatshirt-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-slogan-pullover","provider":"WearWhatToday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}