Crewneck Sweatshirt — "First of All... NO. Second of All... STILL NO" Funny Slogan Pullover

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this crewneck carries a clear message with effortless comfort. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend feels cozy against the skin and the tubular knit keeps lines clean and simple. A minimalist black design on a light sweatshirt reads: “First of All… NO / Second of All… STILL NO,” giving off dry humor and a deadpan vibe without trying too hard. Wear it on slow mornings, during long study sessions, or when you want your energy to be honest and low-key. The ribbed collar and double-needle stitching mean this sweatshirt holds its shape and keeps looking lived-in without sagging. Embroidery options add subtle texture at the chest or wrists for a custom touch.

This piece sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe — reach for it on coffee runs, relaxed meetups, travel days, or when you need a cozy layer that states the mood before you do. It’s made with responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, so the soft, muted palette pairs naturally with denim, leggings, or layered outerwear. Practical, comfortable, and with a dry-smile attitude, this crewneck becomes an easy favorite for anyone who prefers honest, understated expression.

Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroidery available at left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean